Misc

Awake For 11 Days To Break A Record
And you still look as fresh as a daisy! Too bad they stopped keeping records for sleep deprivation. Ain't that just a kick in the crotch?

An Acre Of Moon - Stumped about what to get the person that has everything? Why not buy them an acre of moon. While you're at it maybe buy them a helium balloon, go to their house, knock on the door, when they answer let it float away and then tell them it is their present.

Enjoy some good 70's porn music this morning.

Thieves Steal Huge Gold Bar - How huge? 220 pounds (100 kilos). I am sure they were disappointed it did not contain delicious chocolate.

You Think YOU Had A Bad Day At Work! - Did you lose 38 billion dollars? One computer tech screwed the pooch with this one.

Piss In A Bag The Light Is Broken - This whole situation is kind of strange. If the bathroom is broken you shouldn't fly the plane. Or expect someone to take a dump in a satchel.

Does This Make You Yawn? - I looked at a couple of these pictures and started yawing myself. Why is that contagious?

330 Foot Sinkhole Swallows People - It just appeared out of nowhere and swallowed some people. Too bad it is full of raw sewage.

Pastor With 666 Tattoo Claims To Be Divine - I liked this quote "The Antichrist is not the devil, de Jesus tells his congregation; he's the being who replaces Jesus on Earth." Um, yeah, that's the devil.

Weird Wiki - Huge list of strange wikipedia articles. I liked the Bacon Number. It was interesting in a mathy kind of way.

Old Man Gets A Visit From The Secret Service - He wrote a letter to the editor of his local paper. The subject of the letter was Saddam Hussein's hanging. The last line of his letter said "I still believe they hanged the wrong man." Alluding to something is grounds for an investigation.

My Miserable Christmas - Want to feel good about yourself this Christmas? Read these horrible Christmas stories. You'll feel great!

Does Abortion Lower The Crime Rate? - That question is posed in the book Freakonomics. Since it is such a hot button issue I expect a lot of people would answer no. Numbers don't lie...or my numbers can lie just as much as yours. If you have a chance pick up the book. I am really enjoying it.

What American Accent Do You Have? - For me it said...
"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio."

Too bad I choose to only communicate through a series of beeps like Captain Christopher Pike on Star Trek.

Watch Bailey the Monkey earn his living at the zoo by painting on the walls.

Look At PS3 - Look all you want. You know there won't be any to buy before Christmas.

Using Virtual Reality To Quit Smoking - Something about this seems wrong to me. When I want to go on a shooting spree I don't do it for real. I pick up the PS controller and play GTA. I think you should have to smoke in virtual reality. Hell, maybe even smoke crack and do heroin too. It is virtual reality. Not reality reality.