Strange

Teacher Fired For Wizardry - Remember when your Uncle would do that thing where he pulled off his thumb? If he was a substitute teacher that kind of nonsense could have gotten him canned.

Coffin Couches
When you're dead tired and need a nap - The Coffin Couch.

Kangaroo Balls Bottle Opener
A strange little gift for the person that has everything. Do they have kangaroo balls attached to a piece of metal? Probably not. Happy birthday Mom, you deserve it!

Woman Sits On Toilet For 2 Years - The part I can't get over is that he thought there was something wrong with her that day. Like she had been fine the 730 days before that but today, today she's acting a bit off.

Real Life Superheroes - Did you know there are really people that dress up in costumes and fight crime?

Human Hair Mogul - When it comes to the human hair trade he's at the top of the pile.

Stylish Baby Electrode Hat - In the name of science researchers created a cool looking electrode hat for babies.

Unusual Deaths - What make a death unusual? How about being executed by having your body cut into one inch pieces starting from the feet and working up.

Fight At The Bottom Of The World - A simple fist fight can cause a lot of trouble at the South Pole.

I think they went crazy from that "turning the jacuzzi up to 200 degrees, staying in it as long as possible, then running outside where it is minus 100" thing. That would make anyone crazy.

Nude Suits
Why walk around naked ever again? Now you can have a nude suit and look nude all of the time. Hip hip hooray! As you can guess the pictures are NSFW.

He's Got The Popcorn Lung - Daddy got the popcorn lung when he was working in the popcorn mines in 47.
What the hell? I'm not sure which part to give the most focus. Eating 2 bags of microwave popcorn a day for 10 years...or...the popcorn factory workers getting lung disease.

Mr No Legs - He's one bad mutha! Since the term kick ass implies there will be some kicking I guess you would have to say he will nub some ass.

Control A Dead Frog Over The Interwebs
I for one welcome our new remotely controlled robot frog overlords!

Headache Turns Out To Be A Bullet - So the original story says that the guy wakes up and asks the wife to take him to the hospital because of a splitting headache. When they get there they tell him he has been shot. She flees. Now there is some story about an alarm, she was scared, maybe there was a buffalo there....

Japanese Mummies
These Japanese monks mummified themselves.