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Dog Stuck In Engine
Ok, so he's not stuck in the engine. Under the hood is close enough. You've got to give him credit. The poor fellow tried to chew his way out tearing up wiring, vacuum lines and gas hoses along the way.

Killed By Their Own Inventions - Bringing your invention to life my be risking yours. What a sad thought it is to think that that wonderful fruit of your brain has brought about your death.

Wheelchair Bound Girl Punched By Protester
This, as I am told by the story, girl that is confined to a wheelchair was punched repeatedly by a Bush protester.

Lost Priest Floated Away On Balloons
A priest trying to raise money for a religious rest stop in Brazil has not been seen since he floated away Monday afternoon.

Smoking Turtle
How is this poor little turtle going to finance his foul habit? I suspect it will have to go into sex trade.

How The Man Tries To Keep You Down - And you thought your job was bad. Maybe it is, maybe not compared to these stories.

Baby Smokes A Blunt - A 20 year old mother is facing several charges for allegedly getting her two year old to smoke a blunt.

Recalled Toy Factory Boss Hangs Himself - That's job pride.

Mom Never Said "Don't Run With Forks" - She might not need to say it now.

Dragster Plows Into Crowd - A fun family event was marred this weekend by an unfortunate accident. The event has been held for 18 years without incident. At the end of a parade the dragster drivers to a little burn out for the crowd. Most of the time they smoke the tires for less than 50 feet. The car in the accident went out of control after a few hundred.