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Thousands Of SSNs Leaked At Oklahoma's Sex Offender Website - Flaws in the programming of the website allowed thousands of social security numbers to be leaked. That's bad. What's worse is that the flaw could have also allowed information to be added. "I'll teach that neighbor kid not to kick his ball into my backyard!" CLICKETY CLICK CLICK "HAHA! Now you're a sex offender!"

Christians Finally Get Down And Dirty - Well its about time. Some in the church are finally coming around to see the light. If you are married (yeah they still mean boy-girl married) then time in the bedroom can now be fun-time instead of must-procreate-don't-smile-time. You've come a long way baby!

There Is No Oil Shortage
What if the whole oil shortage thing was manufactured? What if production has increased and demand has fallen?

Man Dies In Cake Eating Contest - Let that be a lesson to you kids. Cake is a gateway drug...to death!

Wackiest Conspiracy Theories - What makes a conspiracy theory wacky? A black op to tell everyone they are wacky!

Stop Drinking And Having Sex On The Job, You Silly Cops - In one of those "huh, I didn't think I would have to tell you" moments, a letter was sent to Brussels policemen telling them to stop having their little fun while on the job.

So what exactly happened that had Chris And Sam down Friday, all weekend and most of Monday? They told me that that we needed to move to a new computer to fix a problem. They told me that there would be no "down time" (that's computer speak for it will keep working, don't worry about it). I tried and tried and tried to get them to make it work again. What else can I say? Oh well, it is finally over. Play a game, click a link, everything should be back to normal now.

It seems "they" are still watching what goes on in the internets. Did anyone think otherwise?

Here's a compilation of women who had 'inappropriate' relations at school.

The Pizza-Bomber Was Telling The Truth? - You may remember this story. A pizza man is cornered after robbing a bank. He tells the police that armed gunmen have attached a bomb to him and he will explode unless he carries out there wishes. I'm not sure of the bomb squad was on their lunch break or what. The "squad" didn't make it in time and he went pop. Now it looks like the story he told may be true.

What the crap? The indictment has been unsealed and the pizza guy was in on it. He went the extra mile to be convincing.

China Executes Ex-Food and Drug Chief - Executed. Not sued. Not reprimanded. They must do things a little bit differently over there. I bet the next one doesn't screw up like this.

The title says it all: AAAIIIIGGGGHHHHH!!!!

Restaurant Accidentally Serves Toddler A Margarita In A Sippy Cup - In a blunder of mammoth proportions a toddler was served a margarita by mistake. The bottle of margarita mix resembles, and was stored by the apple juice. Everything may be fine right now but I am sure the company's executives are waiting for the other sue to drop.

Is Your Colgate Fake? - Colgate is warning consumers that your toothpaste may be a knock off. If the tube says it was manufactured in South Africa throw it away. Also if your mouthwash says Peak Performance Products (antifreeze) you should throw it away too.

Cellphone Ghostbusters
Be a ghostbuster with your cellphone.

Squirrels Blamed For Missing Flags - They had better watch out. They may become public terrorist enemy number 1.

Wheelchair Semi Ride
He's got the fastest wheelchair in town.

Read the Top 25 Censored Stories of 2007 from Project Censored. Halliburton was charged with selling nuclear technologies to Iran? Why weren't we told?

VHS Fish Virus Discovered, No Word Yet On Betamax Dog Flu - VHS has been discovered in Lake Winnebago. It is feared that it may soon spread to local rivers and streams. If that happens we may not be patronized with pirating commercials but the virus quality will be no where near the current DVD standard.

Bullied Teen?
I'm suddenly remembering repressed memories of childhood trauma at school .....Must ....Not ....Work ....Anymore!