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Rants
Worship Shiny Rocks For World Peace
Jun 30th
I really can’t judge anyone else’s religion. Except this one. What’s next? “At 1pm EMT we shall all gather in spirit to bless the beloved grasshopper in our pipe and his gracious tobaccoo smoke shall rise in the air to unite all humans in love and world peace!” Why not worship the God that made the “shiny rock” and not the shiny rock?
Popularity: 1%
Bitchy Whiners Make Couple Homeless
Jun 22nd
Tobacco isn’t Lucifer. It’s a plant. Some people enjoy smoking it. LIVE WITH IT! Really, think about it. We have “celebrities” molesting little boys and getting away with it while people are being evicted for smoking?
Popularity: unranked
Skate Park to Close Unless Made Handicapped Capable
Apr 14th
Really? No but really? I understand making things accessible to the handicapped. I know that most are not responsible for their situation. I just can’t understand this though. Unless a skatepark in south Boston is made handicapped accessible then it might (probably will) be closed. I say if they do it there should be a rule that someone in a wheelchair must use the halfpipe at least once a week.
Popularity: unranked
Army Reservist Arrested For Protecting US
Apr 13th
Our southern border is wide open. It’s by design. The border patrol is under-manned and underfunded on purpose. When the citizens got tired of the flood of illegals flowing north they formed the Minuteman Project to fight the invasion. Bush and the media called them “vigilantes.” Now, a soldier sworn to uphold the constitution against enemies foreign and domesic has been arrested for trying to protect our border. I guess he’s politically incorrect for defending America instead of defending our oil interests in countries that pose no threat against the US.
Popularity: unranked
Watch Grandpa’s Diaper Change!
Feb 24th
There’s a bill pending in Arkansas to put cameras in nursing homes. Don’t old people need their privacy? Sure, it’s for their “safety.” What about your safety? We need to make sure you’re OK at all times so we’ll put a camera in your house!
Popularity: unranked
State Sponsored Prostitution
Feb 11th
Live in Germany and down on your luck? You just might end up becoming a whore to get your welfare check. Isn’t a welfare state wonderful? Especially when it’s your loved one having to give BJ’s for money.
Popularity: unranked
Quit Smoking or You are Fired
Jan 31st
First the company owner is addressing the health of his employees by drug testing for tobacco use. He plans on attacking obesity next. I understand this in theory. Let me let you in on a little secret. The lawmakers don’t want you to quit smoking. If you did where would they get the sin tax? Imagine one day everyone decided to stop. I expect within a month there would be commercials on TV again touting the coolness of smoking. All of the people that gripe about second hand smoke would really be pissed if all taxes suddenly increased to cover the deficit left by former smokers. Feel superior all you want. Smokers are footing the bill.
Popularity: 1%
Spreading “Freedom” and Blowing Away Parents
Jan 26th
We are making the world hate us. It’s by design. The US needs to be brought down to a third world economy before we become an enslaved “chipped” population. What’s the best way to do that in the eyes of the world? Keep doing crap like this. I’m sure everyone will be happy when the boot is on our neck for a change. Yay.
Popularity: unranked
Top 10 Drug Movies (lies!)
Jan 20th
I agreed with some of the entries on this list. Requiem for a Dream is a good movie. I just don’t think it should be number two when Up in Smoke is number six. That’s right number six. They have Scarface at number one. I have seen all of the movies on this list except for Basketball Diaries. What about Dazed and Confused? It isn’t even on there. Why is traffic AND Blow on there? Look at the list and see if you think it is right. If you have a list or think that it should be reordered put it in the comments.
Popularity: unranked
8th Grade Pole Dancers
Jan 18th
No longer is it a desirable goal to teach children to be well educated and aspire to greater things. Our government school system is so corrupt, it’s now teaching little girls to aspire to be lap dancers! No wonder homeschoolers are considered terrorists! The beaurocrats want more Monica’s instead of educated women!
Popularity: unranked
