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F*** Christmas – You will enjoy this rant about how Christmas was not in fact stolen. Lots of F word usage.

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The World Health Organization wants to keep people who use tobacco from being able to find a job. “For their own good” I suppose. What’s next? Do you consume bovine? Do you eat cheese? Live in an area with pollution? Wear unpadded shoes? Where does it end? I’ll tell you. The Matrix. Plugged into a computer controlled by a world government, “for your own good.”

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Why not pull the kids out of school who made less than a “B” and inject strange substances into them? Why should it be any different for retards and orphans? “Your family died in a car accident? well hell, here’s some pesticide we would like you to drink!” Nice.

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Our jobs went to Mexico, our industry went to China, and now our emergency hotlines are going to India.

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It’s nice to know your 11 year-old doesn’t have to worry about STD’s in the future. What ever happened to 11-year olds not having sex to begin with?

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I just about don’t know what to say about this. It’s in the rant category. decide for yourself. There’s so many things now day’s that belong in the rant category I can’t keep up.

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Where your money is going for gas. All the while there’s huge reserves in Alaska and capped wells all over America.

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I try not to ever even step foot inside of a Kmart. Why you say? Because they suck. Why did they file for bankruptcy in 2002? I do not believe that it was strong competition from Walmart. Here are a few reasons that I believe Kmart had to file bankruptcy and in general sucks. Some, but not all of these apply to Walmart as well.

• When was the last time you went insode of a Kmart and thought “Damn these floors are clean”? They always look dingy. Stained from decades of barefooted Dirt Kids® I’m sure.
• Screaming babies. I know that the store does not have much control over when children decide to cry. I also know that attracting the kind of clientele that wear nothing but sweat pants, begs for a store full of crying, future rolling meth lab entrepreneurs.
• One cashier in the whole goddamned place. One. Not one and a backup somewhere staying busy. As the line slithers through the store like that red sticky stuff on the floor. No need to call another cashier for help. You are stuck in Kmart hell. You have sinned and this is your penance.

Those are but a few of the reasons I can think of that Kmart blows goats. Then again, I was only there for 25 minutes. Two to find my item and 23 to be inspired to bitch about it.

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Bull dogs can be great dogs just like any breed. But, they’ve been demonized so much Denver has now condemned any dog that even looks like a Bull dog to death. Make sure to remember your Doggie Disguise kits for when these stupid laws come to your town.

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You have every right to live in the middle of the city and drive a Canyonero (539kb mp3), but please at least admit your truck hasn’t even seen grass!

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