Chris And Sam.com » Rants http://www.chrisandsam.com My head hurts Tue, 26 Jan 2010 11:47:19 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Most Popular Baby Names of 09 http://www.chrisandsam.com/2009/12/most-popular-baby-names-of-09/ http://www.chrisandsam.com/2009/12/most-popular-baby-names-of-09/#comments Tue, 22 Dec 2009 11:54:02 +0000 Chris http://www.chrisandsam.com/?p=8235 Most Popular Baby Names of 09 – If you know me personally you will already know how much this kind of thing bothers me. If not let me just say this bugs the crap out of me. In fact it is one of my top gripes. Do you want baby Jane to stand out? Why not name her Jayynee. That’ll fix her. There are thousands and thousands of perfectly good names that don’t have to be spelled as if they were conceived in a text message. It is as if throwing a misplaced “i” or “y” into a name will fix the kid. You need to just face it. No matter how many i’s, y’s, e’s, or ph’s that you throw at them, her stage name will still be something simple like Lushious, or Ambrr (ARG!).

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]]> http://www.chrisandsam.com/2009/12/most-popular-baby-names-of-09/feed/ 0 Speed Stacking http://www.chrisandsam.com/2006/11/speed-stacking/ http://www.chrisandsam.com/2006/11/speed-stacking/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Speed Stacking - Speed Stacking is now a part of PE classes all over America. What is Speed Stacking you say? Stacking cups as fast as possible. Here is the world record stacker. While the dexterity is very impressive I wonder if this is why we lost tag. If you were wanting to get into Speed Stacking you can get the beginner set of "specially designed" stacking cups for a cool $30. $30 for some cups, a timer, and a CD. Enjoy your lethargy America.]]> Speed Stacking – Speed Stacking is now a part of PE classes all over America. What is Speed Stacking you say? Stacking cups as fast as possible. Here is the world record stacker. While the dexterity is very impressive I wonder if this is why we lost tag. If you were wanting to get into Speed Stacking you can get the beginner set of “specially designed” stacking cups for a cool $30. $30 for some cups, a timer, and a CD. Enjoy your lethargy America.

]]> http://www.chrisandsam.com/2006/11/speed-stacking/feed/ 0 Environmental Extremists Wackos http://www.chrisandsam.com/2006/08/environmental-extremists-wackos/ http://www.chrisandsam.com/2006/08/environmental-extremists-wackos/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Kill us all?

We should all be killed to make the earth a better place to live?]]>
Kill us all?

We should all be killed to make the earth a better place to live?

]]> http://www.chrisandsam.com/2006/08/environmental-extremists-wackos/feed/ 0 Test Tube Meat Nears Dinner Table http://www.chrisandsam.com/2006/06/test-tube-meat-nears-dinner-table/ http://www.chrisandsam.com/2006/06/test-tube-meat-nears-dinner-table/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 We can do better. (sarcasm)]]> No God, you didn’t make animals right! We can do better. (sarcasm)

]]> http://www.chrisandsam.com/2006/06/test-tube-meat-nears-dinner-table/feed/ 0 Drug Law Timeline http://www.chrisandsam.com/2006/04/drug-law-timeline/ http://www.chrisandsam.com/2006/04/drug-law-timeline/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 don't live in a free country.]]> Laws to protect you from yourself mean you don’t live in a free country.

]]> http://www.chrisandsam.com/2006/04/drug-law-timeline/feed/ 0 Castration Ring? http://www.chrisandsam.com/2006/04/castration-ring?/ http://www.chrisandsam.com/2006/04/castration-ring?/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 people like that? Do they want rapists and child molesters to have their "sexual organs" intact? WHY?]]> “The people who I have seen who have undergone voluntary castration have been psychotic and often in the grip of a delusion that their sexual organs were causing them to behave in evil ways,” Appelbaum said. “And they felt that to rid themselves of that evil, it was necessary to rid themselves of their sexual organs.” Why the hell would you arrest people who would aid in castrating people like that? Do they want rapists and child molesters to have their “sexual organs” intact? WHY?

]]> http://www.chrisandsam.com/2006/04/castration-ring?/feed/ 0 Wife Beater http://www.chrisandsam.com/2006/02/wife-beater/ http://www.chrisandsam.com/2006/02/wife-beater/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 politically correct! Please people, celebrate your freedom of speech while you still have it.]]> We’ve become way too politically correct! Please people, celebrate your freedom of speech while you still have it.

]]> http://www.chrisandsam.com/2006/02/wife-beater/feed/ 0 Willie Nelson Supporting Dude-Smooching -Pee-Pee-Touchers http://www.chrisandsam.com/2006/02/willie-nelson-supporting-dude-smooching--pee-pee-touchers/ http://www.chrisandsam.com/2006/02/willie-nelson-supporting-dude-smooching--pee-pee-touchers/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly (Fond of Each Other)? Please, Willie, why did you do this? I will never look at my extensive collection of your CD's the same again! Maybe it's time to pawn them for a few bucks! Now the great song, The Highwayman makes me question 'truck stop encounters.' ]]> Why is one of the king of cowboys supporting a gay cowboy movie? Willie! Willie Nelson! What was he thinking when he wrote Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly (Fond of Each Other)? Please, Willie, why did you do this? I will never look at my extensive collection of your CD’s the same again! Maybe it’s time to pawn them for a few bucks! Now the great song, The Highwayman makes me question ‘truck stop encounters.’

]]> http://www.chrisandsam.com/2006/02/willie-nelson-supporting-dude-smooching--pee-pee-touchers/feed/ 0 Dance Monkey Dance http://www.chrisandsam.com/2006/02/dance-monkey-dance/ http://www.chrisandsam.com/2006/02/dance-monkey-dance/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Dance Monkey Dance - A quite funny rant about how we are all monkeys.]]> Dance Monkey Dance – A quite funny rant about how we are all monkeys.

]]> http://www.chrisandsam.com/2006/02/dance-monkey-dance/feed/ 0 Suck It List http://www.chrisandsam.com/2006/02/suck-it-list/ http://www.chrisandsam.com/2006/02/suck-it-list/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Suck It List - A large list of things that can "suck it".]]> Suck It List – A large list of things that can “suck it”.

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