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Most Popular Baby Names of 09
Dec 22nd
Most Popular Baby Names of 09 – If you know me personally you will already know how much this kind of thing bothers me. If not let me just say this bugs the crap out of me. In fact it is one of my top gripes. Do you want baby Jane to stand out? Why not name her Jayynee. That’ll fix her. There are thousands and thousands of perfectly good names that don’t have to be spelled as if they were conceived in a text message. It is as if throwing a misplaced “i” or “y” into a name will fix the kid. You need to just face it. No matter how many i’s, y’s, e’s, or ph’s that you throw at them, her stage name will still be something simple like Lushious, or Ambrr (ARG!).
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Speed Stacking
Nov 6th
Speed Stacking – Speed Stacking is now a part of PE classes all over America. What is Speed Stacking you say? Stacking cups as fast as possible. Here is the world record stacker. While the dexterity is very impressive I wonder if this is why we lost tag. If you were wanting to get into Speed Stacking you can get the beginner set of “specially designed” stacking cups for a cool $30. $30 for some cups, a timer, and a CD. Enjoy your lethargy America.
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Environmental Extremists Wackos
Aug 3rd
Test Tube Meat Nears Dinner Table
Jun 21st
Drug Law Timeline
Apr 16th
Castration Ring?
Apr 1st
“The people who I have seen who have undergone voluntary castration have been psychotic and often in the grip of a delusion that their sexual organs were causing them to behave in evil ways,” Appelbaum said. “And they felt that to rid themselves of that evil, it was necessary to rid themselves of their sexual organs.” Why the hell would you arrest people who would aid in castrating people like that? Do they want rapists and child molesters to have their “sexual organs” intact? WHY?
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Wife Beater
Feb 24th
We’ve become way too politically correct! Please people, celebrate your freedom of speech while you still have it.
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Willie Nelson Supporting Dude-Smooching -Pee-Pee-Touchers
Feb 15th
Why is one of the king of cowboys supporting a gay cowboy movie? Willie! Willie Nelson! What was he thinking when he wrote Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly (Fond of Each Other)? Please, Willie, why did you do this? I will never look at my extensive collection of your CD’s the same again! Maybe it’s time to pawn them for a few bucks! Now the great song, The Highwayman makes me question ‘truck stop encounters.’
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Dance Monkey Dance
Feb 1st
Suck It List
Feb 1st