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Awake For 11 Days To Break A Record
And you still look as fresh as a daisy! Too bad they stopped keeping records for sleep deprivation. Ain’t that just a kick in the crotch?

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An Acre Of Moon – Stumped about what to get the person that has everything? Why not buy them an acre of moon. While you’re at it maybe buy them a helium balloon, go to their house, knock on the door, when they answer let it float away and then tell them it is their present.

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Enjoy some good 70’s porn music this morning.

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Thieves Steal Huge Gold Bar – How huge? 220 pounds (100 kilos). I am sure they were disappointed it did not contain delicious chocolate.

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You Think YOU Had A Bad Day At Work! – Did you lose 38 billion dollars? One computer tech screwed the pooch with this one.

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Piss In A Bag The Light Is Broken – This whole situation is kind of strange. If the bathroom is broken you shouldn’t fly the plane. Or expect someone to take a dump in a satchel.

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Look at the bright side: They gave her free batteries and some candy!

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Does This Make You Yawn? – I looked at a couple of these pictures and started yawing myself. Why is that contagious?

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330 Foot Sinkhole Swallows People – It just appeared out of nowhere and swallowed some people. Too bad it is full of raw sewage.

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Pastor With 666 Tattoo Claims To Be Divine – I liked this quote “The Antichrist is not the devil, de Jesus tells his congregation; he’s the being who replaces Jesus on Earth.” Um, yeah, that’s the devil.

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